Million Dollar Idea

Here I am traveling again. I really do prefer my trailer over the headaches of airplane travel which I previously mentioned, but there are still a few drawbacks. Most notably would the ridding of the refuse ritual, you know…emptying the septic tanks!

Rving is a multimillion dollar industry, enjoyed by those from the common Joe up to the headliner movie stars, but one common issue plagues us all…those septic tanks don’t empty themselves. So here’s my million dollar idea (feel free to implement, market and share the royalties with me)…a Porta-Juan!

Now this is about comedy and convenience folks, not racism, so pick a nationality that works for you! Porta-Sven, Porta-Mike, Porta-whoever, but the concept remains. It’s based on those “trunk monkey” ads run a few years back (if you don’t remember, they’re worth a Google). We have tons of storage space in our campers, so we simply save a nook for our Porta-Juan who jumps out when needed, does the dirty deed and slinks back into storage when complete. Come on, you know it’s a great idea–everyone wins! Britney Spears doesn’t have to touch that nasty stuff (like she would anyway!) and Porta-Pierre gets to see the country! It might begin to justify the million dollar price tags on some units, but we can bring it to the common man! Ingenuity, convenience, increased workforce…we just need some marketing!

Advertisements

About PR Huckans

I'm a retired dentist who likes to drive fast, travel, and try to be a good worker, father, husband and Christian. I don't know how well I am doing in each category, but I can drive very fast and I work very hard! You can find out more about me at my author page at Amazon
This entry was posted in humor, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to Million Dollar Idea

  1. Sorry to disappoint you but that has already been taken care of, it’s called the porta-husdand.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s